Jingle Knells

2016 has been a very interesting year for us Indians. On the occasion of Christmas, here is a very popular carol, Jingle Bells, with some minor changes.

Dashing through the snow

Note how this carol sails

A sum up of this year

Is here for you today.

 

Olympics in Rio ring

Failed to make spirits bright.

Zero gold, a silver, one bronze

Shobha De trolled outright

Hey! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle all the way

Surgical strikes punished terrorists

Yet they want to ban all Pak artists.

Hey! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle all the way

If you say I got cash in black

I’ll punch you in your face.

Britain wants to leave

Brexit way to go

Arnab has resigned

Why! India wants to know.

Jio network conquers all

The Yadav family feud

Rahul still has no clue

But Modi’s got swag.

Hey! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle all the way

Surgical strikes punished terrorists

Yet they want to ban all Pak artists.

Hey! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle all the way

If you say I got cash in black

I’ll punch you in your face.

A month or two ago

Trump versus Hillary

They put up a good show

A wall for Mexico.

Orange is the new black

Trump won by many votes

But we don’t care ‘cause we want to exchange

Five hundred and thousand ke notes!

Hey! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle all the way

Surgical strikes punished terrorists

Yet they want to ban all Pak artists.

Hey! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle all the way

If you say I got cash in black

I’ll punch you in your face.

And here we are today

At the end of this year

Who knew that Ramdev

Would be an entrepreneur?

And now I must end

This weird song

ISC syllabus has changed

It’s still boring and long.

Hey! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle all the way

Surgical strikes punished terrorists

Yet they want to ban all Pak artists.

Hey! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle all the way

If you say I got cash in black

I’ll punch you in your face.

Yogya 

A Merry Christmas to all!

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